Humor on blind dating
It wasn't until he was almost at our row that I recognized him as the guy I had been on a date with the previous week.It was a crowded theatre, and the only seats available to him and his friends were right next to me and my date.Half-asleep and still tipsy, I hopped into his kitchen and grabbed frozen spinach.I went back to bed, laid the spinach on my ankle, and immediately fall back asleep. In his sheets, all over his floor, even in the cracks of his wicker bed frame.When the waiter charged him full price, he was so ticked off that he refused to pay the bill—and got fired because of it. I was more than happy to pay just to get out of there." —Mona K., 29"I was at dinner with a man I met online when he had one of those terrible choking fits that won't stop.I gave him water, offered him napkins, and kept asking him if he was OK.He looked at me and just said, ' What the f*ck?' I got out of there as fast as possible, and he didn't even help me hobble down the stairs.
We met for oysters and drinks, then we argued for a solid 30 minutes about brunch.Here, women share the worst dates they've ever been on.